Here's something which came up the other day... When you take cash out of a bank account using an ATM, it asks you whether you want an "advice slip" with your cash... Now, I've never said yes to this, so I wonder what advice it gives you - is it advising you on how to spend the money you've just taken out?
"Hmm, those trainers look a bit worn, so I'd start of by getting some new shoes, and then, ohh, it's nearly six o'clock, you must be getting hungry - there's a nice Thai restaurant not too far from here which is excellent value-for-money..."